This is Michael (also known in the porn industry as Micros) Tea Cup.
Nobody’s ever seen the tea cup because it’s always
or getting smaller.
- The teacup’s got an illegitimate child called “Little teapot”
- Susann played coinage with the teacup using cherries.
- One of the cherries turned out to be a sparkle sweetie and broke the cup
- The teapot song was a number one hit on 5 fm in 1982. Here are the lyrics: “I’m a little teapot, short and stout, Here is my handle and here is my spout. When I spy a teacup, then I shout, tip me over and pour me out!”
- Nathan claims that this guy took the teacup
- This upset Michael because his giraffe was involved
- And Nathan kept this giraffe in his floating hut