Tea at 3 – the journey of the teacup

This is Michael (also known in the porn industry as Micros) Tea Cup.

Nobody’s ever seen the tea cup because it’s always
gone, broken

or getting smaller.

Teacup facts:

  • The teacup’s got an illegitimate child called “Little teapot”
  • Susann played coinage with the teacup using cherries.
  • One of the cherries turned out to be a sparkle sweetie and broke the cup
  • The teapot song was a number one hit on 5 fm in 1982. Here are the lyrics: “I’m a little teapot, short and stout, Here is my handle and here is my spout. When I spy a teacup, then I shout, tip me over and pour me out!”
  • Nathan claims that this guy took the teacup
  • This upset Michael because his giraffe was involved
  • And Nathan kept this giraffe in his floating hut